next time you’re at a party in a town that you hate or dont give a shit about or something see how many dudes you can sneak off with and like go to take off their pants but then just pull their belt out of their pants and leave. see how many belts you can collect & compete with your friends. this is a sport called final fantasying
yup. i will provide descriptions and refs if you ask!
Some creative anime fansubs
Jon Kortajarena for F&F Christmas 2013 catalogue
This bird is called a Fairy Swallow. It is not in fact a swallow or even a fairy, and as far as I know it does not survive by swallowing fairies. It is a pigeon.